{"id":68885,"date":"2019-12-03T09:24:56","date_gmt":"2019-12-03T14:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/?p=68885"},"modified":"2019-12-03T09:24:56","modified_gmt":"2019-12-03T14:24:56","slug":"if-you-need-some-humor-on-this-day-some-great-quotes-from-steven-wright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/2019\/12\/03\/if-you-need-some-humor-on-this-day-some-great-quotes-from-steven-wright\/","title":{"rendered":"If you need some humor on this day: Some great quotes from Steven Wright"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some great quotes from Steven Wright &#8212; with thanks to Mr. Joe Byerwalter for the laughs this am!<\/p>\n<p>5 &#8211; 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.<br \/>\n10 &#8211; The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br \/>\n23 &#8211; My mechanic told me, &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.&#8221;<br \/>\n25 &#8211; If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.<br \/>\n26 &#8211; A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.<br \/>\n27 &#8211; Experience is something you don&#8217;t get until just after you need it.<br \/>\n28 &#8211; The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.<br \/>\n34 &#8211; If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, skydiving is not for you.<br \/>\n35 &#8211; If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some great quotes from Steven Wright &#8212; with thanks to Mr. Joe Byerwalter for the laughs this am! 5 &#8211; 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 10 &#8211; The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 23 &#8211; My mechanic told me, &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t repair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daniel-s-christian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68886,"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68885\/revisions\/68886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielschristian.com\/learning-ecosystems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}